Friendly reminder that Tolkien abandoned the writing of “The New Shadow” (the sequel to Lord of the Rings) because it was “sinister and depressing”.
Tolkien thought this was too depressing.
when your friends ask if you know about achievement hunter
when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
Hulk hogan just cut in front of me at the security check point I’m gonna fight him
Don’t fight Hulk. Do not fight Hulk Hogan.
I’m gonna fight Hulk Hogan
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you…