UMQRA
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[dan screaming]


Hey, I'm Mickey.

I enjoy a lot of things, like
Harry Potter, LOTR, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Roosterteeth, 30STM, and so on and so forth.
thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

Title: UnknownFUCKIN' ACHIEVEMENT
Artist: Unknowngeoff lazer ramsey
Album: Unknown
Played: 2215 times

geoff saying “FUCKIN’ ACHIEVEMENT” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

micoovav:

I’m in the wrong neighborhood (x

marrkhoppus